My Top 5 Hollywood "Vampires"

Hollywood vampires aren't your typical vampires. These vamps don't suck blood, they feed on energy of rising stars or young people and use it to keep their bodies, or careers, kicking. Some hide in the shadows, like they're supposed to. Some do their feeding in the open, draining their prey while staring in the eyes as if to say 'Do something, I dare you'. Here are the top 5 I managed to unearth, or just call out. It's really a matter of opinion what kind of research I've done.

5. Wilmer Valderrama: Oh Fez, you jerk. You pushed Lindsay on a downward spiral she may never recover from, ruined Mandy Moore, and are on your way to fully corrupt Demi Lovato. Leave the ladies alone, will ya?

4. George Clooney: Now, a more successful, but good, vampire. Ever noticed how George's arm candy are usually low on the star-power meter? Because he's smart; he goes after prey that no one would notice missing.

3. Tom Cruise: The man will never age, and the harnessing of Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, and Penelope Cruz to thank. He let the last two recover and escape, but poor Katie's still in shackles and still having her young energy being drained from her.

2. Justin Timberlake: His trail of destruction is obvious. Look at his victims: Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, and now Jessica Biel. All three used to have hot careers and image; now they're shriveling husks are struggling to stand in a corner as Justin absorbs their careers and tops charts and box offices for NO reason.








1. Madonna: The queen of vampires, which is a title she flaunts, and why not? She has the body of a 25-year old, and probably the strength of the Hulk. Guess where her fountain of youth lies: the energy of young men. That's why she keeps getting new ones.